if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons
who lives in the vagina of a young teen
absorbent and yellow and bloody is he
If intense bleeding be something you wish,
Then drop on the deck and cry like a bitch!
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOBBBB TAMPAXX!!!
he literally lives in bikini bottom then.
HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
- wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
- wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT